Miss Locke's Happy Place

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

synergyfox:

There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.

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Things you should probably stop saying before you say them

the-cuddlycuttlefish:

"You’re being too sensitive."

Usually people have very legitimate reasons as to why something upsets them.

But, so what if they are too sensitive? What purpose is there in telling someone they’re too sensitive? Are they magically going to stop being sensitive, no. Are they hurting anyone by having negative feelings about something, no. You’re not their therapist, its not your responsibility nor your right to police how they feel.

Something has happened in their life and is has made X a sensitive subject, and really you need to check your priorities if you’re putting someone’s emotional well being on the back burner.

"Its just a joke."

Typically we tell jokes to spread happiness, if this is not why you’re joke telling then you may want to reevaluate something.

I’m sorry that your joke didn’t provoke the response you hoped, I know you wanted to make someone smile and laugh, but you didn’t. Now, you need to remember why you wanted to make them smile and laugh, and accept the fact you didn’t.

Be an adult, take responsibility for your mistakes, because the fact is if a joke isn’t funny its not a good joke.

"Not all…"

Alright folks, lets just be mature and accept the fact that this is a thought that stems from our own personal pride. When you say “not all” you mean “not me!

Healthy enough to not want to be a racist sexist bigoted-anything jackhole, but by the time you open your mouth to say “not all” you’re already there. Because you just missed the entire point, you didn’t listen to the minority speaking, you went straight to yourself. And the fact that you thought about yourself first is, in essence, the root of the problem.

So it doesn’t matter how much you or I hate blanket statements, it really doesn’t. It doesn’t matter if you’re the most pro this or that out there, because this isn’t for you.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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dyspnoeic:

Wow

tequilasaltandlemon:

sinaloan:

proud dog family showing off their beloved child

Awwwwwwwwwwww

tequilasaltandlemon:

sinaloan:

proud dog family showing off their beloved child

Awwwwwwwwwwww

I’M SHAKING MY HEAD AT YOU COLE PHELPS

SHAKING. MY. HEAD.

*leaves partner behind when he’s being a jerk* bye bitch

Playing L.A. Noire

Actually made it to Vice now. And when I saw my partner I was like

nnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!